| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What did the jack say to the car?"Can I give you a lift?"... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go ou... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on Universi... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?A: I would be forced to drive unlawf... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is the best thing to take when youre run over?The number of the car that hit you.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . "Hey Roadway dri... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made... more
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