| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I wasnt going to miss seeing myself on "Americas Most Wanted."... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: Come on in. Theyre... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but c... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Learner driver: What happens when everythings coming your way? Instructor: Youre in the wrong lane.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?A: A Yamahahaha... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outsid... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Ja... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel?Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . "Hey Roadway dri... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath its covered with rustDealer: Yes, sir. The... more
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