| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60."Tom looked at him, a... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didntyou se... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why didnt you obey that stop sign?Driver: I dont believe everything I read.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you hear my siren?Motorist: Sure, thats why I sped up.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I wasnt going to miss seeing myself on "Americas Most Wanted."... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is a banged-up used car?A car in first-crash condition.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, "What are we going to d... more
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