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| What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.... more
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| One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an inter... more
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| Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back emp... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Two cab drivers met."Hey," asked one, "whats the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?""Wel... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?A: A LOCOmotive.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the l... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Didnt you see that stop sign?Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "Theres a tree coming straight for us!"... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.... more
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