| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?A: What for? He cant see my license plate.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man is driving down the road for a long period of time. During his travel, he sees a priest with a gas can hitch hikin... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| My sisters a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in t... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Didnt you see the signs with the speed limit?Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver o... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.... more
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