| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I wasnt going to miss seeing myself on "Americas Most Wanted."... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is the meaning of afford?Its the car most sales representatives drive.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Police Officer: Why were you speeding?Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my drivers license and would like to use the family car."Father replies,... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-po... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Why did the man put his car in the oven?Because he wanted a hot rod.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet.As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of the... more
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