| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| "When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.""If you miss your step and hit your head,... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?Motorist: Im in a car pool.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Whats the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a trai... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, Ive been driving all my life and can safely say that Ive never hear... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Ive had my eye on you for some time now.Young Lady: Thats funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since hes in need of petrol, the man... more
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