| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What happens if an axe falls on your car?You have an ax-i-dent (accident).... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go ou... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing parking your car there?Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Z... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you hear my siren?Motorist: Sure, thats why I sped up.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?One minds the train, the other trains the mind.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| My sisters a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in t... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "Ive circled the block for 20 minutes. Im late f... more
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