| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?A: Heavy psychedelics.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is a banged-up used car?A car in first-crash condition.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?"Dont inhale so fast or youll choke."... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold?An extra muffler.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed ou... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| WIFE: "Theres trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? Thats ridiculou... more
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