| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: How can you say you dont have any outstanding tickets?Driver: Theyre all in the glove compartment.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why are you driving without a license?Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which d... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| WIFE: "Theres trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? Thats ridiculou... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel?Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker.It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep. Sud... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "Theres a tree coming straight for us!"... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Driver: I didnt want to be late for my trial.... more
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