| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home.Ghost: Why dont you take a train?Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can removethe wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialisteq... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an inter... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you hear my siren?Motorist: Sure, thats why I sped up.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "Theres a tree coming straight for us!"... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What kind of ears do trains have?Engineers (engine ears).... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man walks into an auto parts store and says "Id like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."The man behind the counter thinks... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Driver: I didnt want to be late for my trial.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What driver doesnt have a license?A screw driver.... more
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