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| What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.... more
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| What happens if an axe falls on your car?You have an ax-i-dent (accident).... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?Motorist: Because youd catch me on a slow one.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Two cab drivers met."Hey," asked one, "whats the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?""Wel... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "I... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Who drives away all his customers ?A taxi driver.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home.Ghost: Why dont you take a train?Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why are you driving without a license?Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.... more
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