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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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