| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Where do cars get the most flat tires?Where there is a fork in the road.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man drivingthat he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone."I was only going 40... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was ridin... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?"Dont inhale so fast or youll choke."... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughterand beeped his car horn by mistake.She turned and looked at him fo... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me upThe man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but c... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What kind of car drives over water?Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.... more
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