| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60."Tom looked at him, a... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Brother: How do you top a car ?Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver o... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Who drives away all of his customers?A taxicab driver.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car?Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?... more
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