| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What kind of car drives over water?Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What part of a car is the laziest?The wheels. They are always tired.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home.Ghost: Why dont you take a train?Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Learner driver: What happens when everythings coming your way? Instructor: Youre in the wrong lane.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . "Hey Roadway dri... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60."Tom looked at him, a... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why dont you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me giv... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?Motorist: Because youd catch me on a slow one.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were looking for the street the... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?A car-toonist !... more
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