| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Didnt you see that stop sign?Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was ridin... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?They were both driving their cars at the tim... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which d... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel?Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is the best thing to take when youre run over?The number of the car that hit you.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What driver doesnt have a license?A screw driver.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What would you have if your cars motor was in flames?A fire engine.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked... more
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