| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go ou... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "I... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What happens if an axe falls on your car?You have an ax-i-dent (accident).... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles?Driver: I was just going for a little spin.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ?Last Winter she was knoc... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?Motorist: The light just turned y... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Jills car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of th... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the jack say to the car?"Can I give you a lift?"... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked... more
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