| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Who drives away all his customers ?A taxi driver.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I wasnt going to miss seeing myself on "Americas Most Wanted."... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?A: A LOCOmotive.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?A laplander !... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| "When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.""If you miss your step and hit your head,... more
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