| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was ridin... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railwa... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Police Officer: Why were you speeding?Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Learner driver: What happens when everythings coming your way? Instructor: Youre in the wrong lane.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What happens when a frogs car breaks down? It gets toad away..... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man drivingthat he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone."I was only going 40... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Why did the man put his car in the oven?Because he wanted a hot rod.... more
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