| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel?Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which d... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you see that stop sign?Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Brother: How do you top a car ?Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing parking your car there?Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Z... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| "Wheres the car?" asked Professor Delberts wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed ou... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railwa... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles?Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Where do cars get the most flat tires?Where there is a fork in the road.... more
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