| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What driver doesnt have a license?A screw driver.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an inter... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.Motorist: Then it must have been a car that r... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-po... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60."Tom looked at him, a... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mil... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you hear me whistle at you?Woman Driver: Sure, but I dont flirt when I drive.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| "Wheres the car?" asked Professor Delberts wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: How can you say you dont have any outstanding tickets?Driver: Theyre all in the glove compartment.... more
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