| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What part of a car is the laziest?The wheels. They are always tired.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: Come on in. Theyre... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you see my lights flashing?Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a pretend railway ?A play station !... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?A: Carry loaded weapons.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Driver: I didnt want to be late for my trial.... more
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