| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly?Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home.Ghost: Why dont you take a train?Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Police Officer: Why were you speeding?Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were looking for the street the... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Who drives away all of his customers?A taxicab driver.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| My sisters a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in t... more
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