| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q) Whats worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing taxis!... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me upThe man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, "What are we going to d... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel?Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Didnt you hear my siren?Motorist: Sure, thats why I sped up.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.Motorist: Then it must have been a car that r... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What happens when a frogs car breaks down? It gets toad away..... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man drivingthat he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone."I was only going 40... more
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