| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Learner driver: What happens when everythings coming your way? Instructor: Youre in the wrong lane.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the l... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expen... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Police Officer: Why were you speeding?Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?A: The color.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was ridin... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver o... more
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