| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Who drives away all his customers ?A taxi driver.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What driver doesnt have a license?A screw driver.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many peo... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What should a teacher take if hes run down? The number of the car that hit him.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What kind of car drives over water?Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was ridin... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.Motorist: Then it must have been a car that r... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?They were both driving their cars at the tim... more
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