| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a group of cars ?A clutch !... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. "Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for that bridge thats... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?Motorist: I was only following orders.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q) Whats worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing taxis!... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man walks into an auto parts store and says "Id like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."The man behind the counter thinks... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What kind of ears do trains have?Engineers (engine ears).... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?One minds the train, the other trains the mind.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the jack say to the car?"Can I give you a lift?"... more
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