| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expen... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the l... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Where do cars get the most flat tires?Where there is a fork in the road.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?"Am I exhausted!"... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?A: The color.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Didnt you see the signs with the speed limit?Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why didnt you obey that stop sign?Driver: I dont believe everything I read.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.... more
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