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Category:Car and train jokes
Date Added:22/11/2008
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Views:16
 
Joke:I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes, officer, but I wasnt going to be out that long.-
 
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