| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What kind of ears do trains have?Engineers (engine ears).... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q) Whats worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing taxis!... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hells Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old m... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why didnt you stop at that red light?Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?Driver: My brakes dont wo... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here?Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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