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| Whats the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a trai... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Kelly was standing in front of Cohans Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghabits, offers the following advice:The probabilit... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Whats the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, andinsane regulations at the department of motor vehic... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you see my lights flashing?Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on Universi... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?A: What for? He cant see my license plate.... more
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