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| What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?"Am I exhausted!"... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expen... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "I... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Ja... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: I suppose youre going to tell me you werent speeding.Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing yo... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly?Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why didnt you obey that stop sign?Driver: I dont believe everything I read.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and hes stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The s... more
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