| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Police Officer: Why were you speeding?Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Jills car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of th... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other,... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Who drives away all of his customers?A taxicab driver.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you hear me whistle at you?Woman Driver: Sure, but I dont flirt when I drive.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?"Am I exhausted!"... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.... more
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