| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing parking your car there?Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Z... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?A: What for? He cant see my license plate.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "I... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed ou... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q) Whats worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing taxis!... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly... more
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