| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?Motorist: The light just turned y... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?A: Heavy psychedelics.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?A: A LOCOmotive.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Ja... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What driver doesnt have a license?A screw driver.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What sort of a car has your dad got? I cant remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . "Hey Roadway dri... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you?Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Didnt you see that stop sign?Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.... more
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