| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?Motorist: I was only following orders.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Whats the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ?Last Winter she was knoc... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What driver doesnt have a license?A screw driver.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car?Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, Ive been driving all my life and can safely say that Ive never hear... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing parking your car there?Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Z... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?A: What for? He cant see my license plate.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.... more
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