| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why didnt you stop at that red light?Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| My sisters a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in t... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly?Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my drivers license and would like to use the family car."Father replies,... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why is an old car like a baby playing?Because it goes with a rattle.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet.As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of the... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughterand beeped his car horn by mistake.She turned and looked at him fo... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expen... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the rad... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?Carpet !... more
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