| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you hear me whistle at you?Woman Driver: Sure, but I dont flirt when I drive.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghabits, offers the following advice:The probabilit... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?They were both driving their cars at the tim... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Two cab drivers met."Hey," asked one, "whats the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?""Wel... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?"Am I exhausted!"... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Ja... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?One minds the train, the other trains the mind.... more
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