| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Jills car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of th... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the jack say to the car?"Can I give you a lift?"... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q) Whats worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing taxis!... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "Ive circled the block for 20 minutes. Im late f... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What kind of ears do trains have?Engineers (engine ears).... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me upThe man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.... more
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