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| Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!Mother... more
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| What food is good for the brain?Noodle soup.... more
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| I thought you were trying to get into shape?I am. The shape Ive selected is a triangle.... more
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| Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?Because he went crackers.... more
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| What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.... more
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| An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is... more
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| Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.... more
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| One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked ou... more
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| Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?A: Tear gas.... more
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| Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isnt. Theres only cheese pie. Cook... more
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