| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back emp... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were looking for the street the... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is the meaning of afford?Its the car most sales representatives drive.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?Because shed never be able to learn the language... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many peo... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?Motorist: The light just turned y... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles?Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Jills car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of th... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but c... more
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