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| A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man drivingthat he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone."I was only going 40... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a pig whos been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q) Whats worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing taxis!... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| My sisters a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in t... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| On Freds 17th birthday, his Dad said hed take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father s... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back emp... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What kind of ears do trains have?Engineers (engine ears).... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.... more
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