| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles?Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?Motorist: Im in a car pool.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "Ive circled the block for 20 minutes. Im late f... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?A: Carry loaded weapons.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What happens when a frogs car breaks down? It gets toad away..... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mil... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-po... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.... more
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