| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?Motorist: I was only following orders.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?Carpet !... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, andinsane regulations at the department of motor vehic... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why dont you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me giv... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?A: I would be forced to drive unlawf... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Kelly was standing in front of Cohans Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?Driver: My brakes dont wo... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is a banged-up used car?A car in first-crash condition.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed ou... more
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