| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What kind of car drives over water?Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?Motorist: I was only following orders.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the jack say to the car?"Can I give you a lift?"... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, "What are we going to d... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is a banged-up used car?A car in first-crash condition.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didntyou se... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you see my lights flashing?Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.... more
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