| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call a group of cars ?A clutch !... more
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| What is a banged-up used car?A car in first-crash condition.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?Motorist: The light just turned y... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Two cab drivers met."Hey," asked one, "whats the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?""Wel... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, andinsane regulations at the department of motor vehic... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were looking for the street the... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a trai... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which d... more
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