| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man walks into an auto parts store and says "Id like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."The man behind the counter thinks... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "I... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Ja... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the rad... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is the best thing to take when youre run over?The number of the car that hit you.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?A: Heavy psychedelics.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?Motorist: I was only following orders.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didntyou se... more
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