| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Who drives away all his customers ?A taxi driver.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was ridin... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What would you have if your cars motor was in flames?A fire engine.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?"Dont inhale so fast or youll choke."... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since hes in need of petrol, the man... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Whats the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?A car-toonist !... more
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