| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "I... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wifes voice urgently warni... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?Carpet !... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car?Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What would you have if your cars motor was in flames?A fire engine.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, "What are we going to d... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pick up truck with the gun r... more
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