| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was ridin... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go ou... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?Motorist: Im in a car pool.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed ou... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?Motorist: Because youd catch me on a slow one.... more
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