| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do cats read in the morning ?Mewspapers !... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| "Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I cant stop acting like a cat!""How long have you had this problem?" the docto... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why was the cat afraid of the tree?Because of the tree bark.... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ?An acrocat !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?Because theyre let out in the evening and taking in in t... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Whats the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?A catastrophe !... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Whats a cats second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream... more
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